Do I think RWC should celebrate National Masturbation Day? Duh! I don’t even think there should BE a National Masturbation Day! That is the most ridiculous and disgusting thing I’ve ever heard of!Let’s forget, for the moment, how strongly opposed this is to my religious beliefs. What the heck is that all about? We need a national holiday to do what? Encourage you to do this? Motivate you to do it (because maybe you get so busy that you forget to spend this quality time with yourself)? Maybe you need this holiday to educate you and teach you the mechanics and health benefits of masturbation! Give me a break!
If a person finds it absolutely necessary to masturbate, I don’t want to hear about it on the national news. I certainly don’t want to see a public demonstration of it. And, I don’t want my tuition money paying for it in any way.