Recently Rick Ross made an appearance at Club 7, and everybody who is anybody was there. Considering that this was not a typical club event, I knew I had to dress to impress. So my friend and I headed to the club expecting to see people dressed in some of their best apparel. Boy were we wrong! Please don’t think that I am saying that you need to go out and buy a new outfit and matching shoes, but you should know that dirt brown Air Forces and a wrinkled Miskeem shirt is NOT the proper attire for such an event, or any event for that matter. I witnessed that little fashion mistake just walking to the line to get in and the outfits only got worse as the night progressed.
While standing in line, my friend and I saw one of the most disgusting outfits ever put together. This young lady had on a very sheer dress, which you could clearly see through, with a thong on under it. As if that wasn’t horrible enough, the girl standing next to her was wearing a tube top that looked like a strapless bra because of how far her pregnant stomach was protruding out. By that point I was just totally confused because I thought I was coming to see Rick Ross, not strippers or pregnant moms gone wild.
Later on when we actually got inside the club, everything was fine until we got to the middle of the dance floor. It was as if I stepped into a horny teenage boy’s heaven. Girls were wearing some of the shortest shorts, high heels, and the tightest shirts they could find. It was just ridiculous.
I think they thought that Rick Ross would notice them out of a crowd of people and give them some attention and invite them to be in his next video. For someone reason I thought people’s fashion sense got better as they got older, but I guess that these individuals never learned acceptable fashion sense.
I just hope that the next time I go out to have a good time I don’t have to see anyone’s butt cheeks.