Dawn of the Dead
Reviewed by: Naomi LiebsonThere are two kinds of films I hate, horror films and remakes. This is both. Just as bad as the original, Dawn of the Dead; has bad special effects, bad acting, and an even worse plot line. It isn’t even anywhere near realistic. I mean the entire population turning into zombies?and the last dozen uninfected people retreating to the mall of all places. You know the two black guys aren’t going to make it out, just as you know the slut, the pregant woman, the asshole, and the hot docoter aren’t going to make it out alive either.
I just need to ask the showbiz gods one thing. Why? Why would you let this piece of crap get made? Did you fall asleep one day? Did you hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to be a GG at one of the studios? How could you let this movie be made? Have you gone mad?
All in all the only movie worse than this right now is Passions of the Christ. Does no one have taste in films anymore. I give this movie a rating of Q.