All right, I’ve capitulated. I didn’t want to talk about myself, but this is “My World” and talking about myself is what I am assigned to do and I don’t have time to try and be witty. Okay.
So let me ask you this: “Is it normal to wake up in the morning and to have the mirror run away from you?” I ask because it seems that ever since I invented mechanical legs for my mirror, it just doesn’t like me anymore. It does like to spend a lot of time with my girlfriend; I get jealous of it. I’d break it, but I already have enough bad luck.
Lately there has been this really bad pain in my Angle-Side-Side (Thank you, Professor Kramer); it has really been bugging me. So I went to the doctor, and I asked what it was; apparently I have an allergy to stupid people. Who would have thought that the allergy would show up there.
I’m rambling, it seems, not the normal would the guy-get-to-the-point rambling, but more of a where is he going and where did he begin? I like to do this because it’s like being smart, except without the thinking part. I’m really good at it.
So it sounds like Moe. Man, the Three Stooges were funny. Anyways, have you been taking me seriously, because I hope you have, because I think very highly of myself, and no, I’m not narcissistic.
All right, so there’s my world. It doesn’t make much sense but maybe you’ll come away with a laugh.